I came across this quote yesterday:
At a church dinner, there was a pile of apples on one end of a table with a sign that read, “Take Only One Apple, Please. God Is Watching.” On the other end of the table was a pile of cookies where a youth had placed a sign saying, “Take All The Cookies You Want. God Is Watching The Apples.” Unknown
Loved it! Hope (again) you can appreciate the sense of humour here.
I loved the tongue in cheek look at theology (belief) in God here. Sadly; people live as if God is holding a big stick waiting to beat them for all the bad things they do. Such a shame to have such a view of God…